Do you sometimes think, “I used to be cool, wasn’t I? What happened? When did I lose my edge? My overall coolness? Well, we have a theory on this. This lack of coolness might stem from the fact that we are surrounded by a new generation of technologically, savvy people with their own set of rules as to what is cool and what definitely isn’t. If you have kids, grandkids, younger siblings, or whatever, and you want to impress them, you might need some guidance. So, we thought we would share our observations with you. Here are some tips and facts, that just might put you back in the game a little:
What to do and what not to do for overall coolness:
Stop calling people. Kids today do not call each other. (Or write emails, by the way. Don’t think that if you sent them an email, they actually read it.) This is an annoyance to them. They post stuff. Texting, Instagram, Skyping, and Tweeting are the most frequently used ways to communicate. Facebook is not as popular with kids as it used to be, but is still used. An older generation now wants to dazzle you on Facebook, with their announcements of where they ate lunch, or when they stopped at the restroom. Kids like to take pictures of their lunch, and a selfie in the mirror of the restroom. See the difference?
Texting abilities are important. If your grandaughter watches you text slowly, pecking at the letters with one finger, she will start talking to you like you are three years old, and this is your first day at kindergarten. Kids text, generally, with their thumbs. Like this:
Don’t feel bad that you are not great at this right out of the gate. These kids have been texting since they were babies. Practice in privacy, and maybe do some thumb strengthening exercises. Don’t go overboard and try to do chin lifts with just your thumbs. ( Although, a lengthy hospital stay will give you lots of time to practice.) Nah. Don’t do it.
What appears to be a great idea to people of all ages these days, but especially kids, is to walk down the street, looking at your phone. This tells people that you are not only popular, but busy doing important things. (Maybe, in the future they will have cool I-Helmets to protect people from walking into poles and things while texting on their phones. They will say it prevents I-Concussions.) Also, talking on the phone and walking is also done with frequency. Gone are the days when you got home, sat in a chair, and called a loved one for a chat. Nope. People today talk on the phone in any setting. They can have an entire business conversation at a table in Starbucks with their laptop and phone, where everyone can hear (whether they want to or not). Note: This is a very impressive activity with kids. Take your granddaughter to Starbucks along with your laptop or tablet. Get on your phone, and have a very official sounding business meeting with a pretend someone. Embellish it with phrases like, “Sell that one.” And “Excellent progress. Keep me informed.” Superhero stuff right there.
This is a texting addition. Learn to write in abbreviated terms as much as possible. (Sadly, all those “A’s” in grammar you accumulated are out the window.) Today, it’s a bunch of letters. We will provide a few to get you started:
BTW is by the way, IDC is I don’t care, 2moro is tomorrow, NVM is nevermind, BFF is best friends forever, B3 is blah, blah, blah (one of our favorites), SEP is someone else’s problem, EM? is excuse me?, KMN is kill me now, FYI is for your information. We could go on here, but you get the idea. Note: Do not attempt to make up your own abbreviations. This does not work and is a CWOT (complete waste of time). In it to win it.
Here is a trick to get your granddaughter to stop texting someone while you are sitting at the table, having lunch with her and feeling isolated and lonely. Send her a text saying “I am sitting here waiting for you to stop texting. WYWH.” (wish you were here). Good one, right? LOL (laughing out loud). See? Getting savvier all the time.
The bottom line here is that, even though you don’t know how to create shortcuts, create a link on Youtube, or set up your keychain, you are still pretty cool. How many of these kids can make a pie from scratch or, even better, knit?
Speaking of knitting, our store is loaded up with new yarn, accessories, and great new projects. Big Bad Wool with the big fur pompoms is an awesome new hit in our store. Here is the Oshare the love…..blanket, also from Big Bad Wool, that we are working on:
We are getting ready for a boat load of Madeline Tosh to start coming in. New colors in Twist, Pashmina, DK, ASAP, Home, and Light. GR8!
We are having a promotion that will, not only make you cool by using Twitter, but might make you another kind of winner. Follow us on Twitter, and you will be entered in a contest to win a $25.00 gift card for our store! (Practice by texting your information with two thumbs. But don’t doing it while walking. You are probably not ready for that.)
If you know someone who always wanted to learn how to knit (like, maybe your granddaughter?), we are now offering two different kinds of beginner’s knitting classes. The first is our usual one-on-one lesson (Usually 1-2 hours at $28.00 per hour. We teach you the basic knit stitch and purl stitch.) and now we are offering a Beginner’s Knitting Course. This is a five hour course (first lesson is two hours, then one hour a week for the next three weeks), where you make this great hat below:
By making this hat, you will learn several techniques. Ribbing, teaching you how to read stitches, decreasing, and following a pattern. The course is $140.00, and we give you a 10% discount on materials. You can come in for your hourly class when it is convenient for you every week. At the end, you have a great hat, and a lot of skills for knitting your next project. This would be a great gift for someone who wants to knit. (You are on your own with the pie making.)
So, start practicing your texting and tweeting. Soon you will, once again, be hip to the jive. (We know you know what we just said, but don’t ever say that out loud to your granddaughter).
BTW, FYI, this may all be BS. See? You already knew the last one. Cool.
See you soon!
Diane and Christin